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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

Arnold Palmer

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Benny

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Winston Churchill

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes; taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

P.J. O'Rourke